The JF(ed)C Reunited

    "Um, is that going to stink?"
    *sniff*
    "Did you just...?"
    "What, doesn't everyone smell their own farts?"
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    "So who's getting married first?"
    "I don't know, but I'm going to puke when it happens."
    "I'm in on that puke-train!"

    "Well you better hurry up and plan your cheap wedding, 'cause we're about to puke!"
    "Go get some buckets!"
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    "You know you're in love when they make you want to do it; they make you want to do it right."
    "They make you want to be a better person."
    "They make you want to move back to Toronto."
    "They make you want to travel the world."
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    "All people love me."
    "Yeah, it's a shame for the baby thing."
    "If it weren't for the baby thing, I'd be a slut."
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    "FEET COLLISION!!!"
    "Is 'collision' with one feet or...bwahahahaha!!!"
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    "Just so you know, these songs kill me on a regular basis."
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    "Boo, we're co-existing."
    "I know, I'm writing about it."
    "Me too! I'll have to post this."
    "Well, actually, I'm writing to --- about it."
    "I'm writing to ---."
    "We suck."
    "Yeah..."
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    "I get called 'cutie'. What does that mean?"
    "That you're not sexy?"
    (groggily) "This is sexy." (points at himself)
    *laughter*
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I am basking in the affection of the ones that aren't complicated, but understand when I am. I could not be more in love.