Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Yes, coffee IS the shit

I have work to do, which is probably why I'm surfing random sites instead.  Anyway, long delayed story...

While Malcolm and I were in Bali this January, we treated ourselves to a lazy, languishing schedule.  One of our lovely mornings on the beautiful coast, we treated ourselves to a western style breakfast (our favourites here at home too) at a nearby cafe.  Noticing a sign for the infamous kopi luwak, we thought that while we were treating ourselves, we'd treat ourselves to a cup of the ultimate of ultimate coffees.


The cup was small, but DAMN was the coffee good.  The "nothing added, nothing taken away" sort of thing.    And so, we treated ourselves to seconds.  The coffee was supposed to be the best in the world (and it tasted that way) and the most expensive, but being in Bali, Indonesia, we weren't too worried about the price, though we admittedly hadn't seen it posted anywhere prior to ordering.

Then the bill came.

$5 USD per cup???


For comparison, our super filling, equally yummy meals didn't cost that much each.  It's not like it put us in the red, but we should have at least inquired after the price before purchasing, especially since we were in such a low-spending mindset.  Again, don't get me wrong - it was WORTH the $5 USD per cup.  WORTH it.  And besides, it gave us a great coffee story to tell; how many can actually say they've tried the best coffee in the world?

Anyway, so my digression brings me back to my distraction on the internet.  Being distracted, I found this post via a series of clicks through other sites, and I felt much better about those $5.  That's all.
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Oh, and this afternoon, I felt a headache coming on, so to combat it, I went and got myself a huge cup of coffee.  Problem solved...or is that "problem deepened?"  Mmmmmm, coffee!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Not the retail kind

     "Why is it that no one seems surprised when I tell them I'm going to therapy?"
          --a friend of mine, who told me he was going to therapy, and I wasn't surprised

The more accurate reaction was that I wasn't concerned that he was going to therapy. It's because therapy is just therapy, not the end of the world. I think people need to be more afraid of needles and surgeries and chemicals being pumped into their body than a little one-on-one therapy during which you spend most of your time talking.

If you've elected to go to therapy (because really, it's rare that anyone can MAKE you go), then it can be seen that you're looking out for your mental health. Just because you go and join a gym doesn't mean you were overweight - it means that you're interested in getting your body into a healthier state. That's the same way I view therapy - you're trying to get your mind into a healthier state.

Anyway, mental health conditions have become so numerous and commonplace nowadays that to admit to having (or be diagnosed with) a mental health disorder is no longer taboo. It's practically the norm.

Nervous? Stressed? Anxious? Can't stay still or focused for longer than 2 minutes at a time? Those could all be due to an imbalance and therapy is the right way to treat it. Sure there are words like "bipolar" or "depression" that people still find scary or threatening, but really, the sooner you acknowledge and treat those issues, the less negative impact they will have on your life. Going to therapy? Sticking to it? Good on you.

p.s. Yes, drugs can be prescribed to help a lot of those conditions, but I've always believed that the best healing comes from you and comes from the inside out.

Downpour

Dear Pathetic Fallacy,

Yep, that's about right.

melody

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Just grin and bear it?

   "The cost of replacing lost or stolen dentures is ineligible under your dental plan."

Who steals dentures?
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   "Under the terms of your supplementary medical plan’s extended health care benefit, damage caused to your teeth while eating is not covered. Your supplementary medical plan only covers damage to natural teeth resulting from an external blow to the mouth."

So the moral of the story is that if you want to get your teeth fixed, you gotta take one to the mouth. Go big or go home.

The name game

This past weekend, 3/4 of the Sugar team were stuck at La Guardia airport together, waiting for a plane that was constantly re-delayed.  In an attempt to amuse ourselves, we shared travel stories.  When it was my turn, I tried to share the story of the flight attendant I had in San Fran that had the craziest name.  However, to my dismay, I could not for the life of me remember that crazy name during my re-telling.

  "Oh man, guys, it was such a odd name!  Like, WHO would have that name.  I can't believe I can't remember it.  It started with a 'b' and it was this woman's name...argh!  It definitely started with a 'b'..."
  "Bagina?  Was that it?  It had to be Bagina."

Oh gawd.  It wasn't.  It was something else crazy, but after that, it was no where as awesome as Bagina.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Slacking off Working at work

At all my previous work positions, I was accustomed to having to wear a whole wardrobe of different hats to manage all of the various tasks that crossed my desk on daily basis. Here at my new job, I was hired to be a writer and writing is all I do.

Not complaining.

However, by chance, I was asked if had time to sort through a list of clients and determine - based on data contained in the report - which needed to be contacted regarding our latest campaign. I agreed because I didn't happen to be writing anything at the moment. They thanked me and assured me I had two or three days to complete it. They then sent me the file.

It was an Excel file.

Nearly rabidly, I opened that file and sorted and filtered to my heart's content. Fifteen minutes later, I was done.

"You're done already?"

"Yeah, I'm a bit of an Excel geek."

"That's great!"

It was. I was presented with two more files to sort through, and then a graph to complete. Twenty minutes later, after I'd hit send, the colleague wrote back to me:

"You're AWESOME. You don't know how much time you saved me."

She really just didn't know how un-complicated it was. Shortly after that, an instant message popped up on my work screen.

Drugz: Hi there
me: hello!
Drugz: you're a tech wiz
me: hahaha
me: uhoh...is that a good thing?
Drugz: lol VERY good thing
Drugz: I just got a question from someone else: "I can't figure out how to imbedded a word document into another word document (or excel) so someone can pull up one doc that contains a variety of supporting docs."
Drugz: do you know how to do this?
me: there's a way...
Drugz: i'm listening...
me: http://www.geekrant.org/2005/09/14/word-embed-document/
Drugz: see...tech geek...i knew it
me: nope--supreme googler.
me: :)
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Google makes me look like a geek. Excel makes me look like a whiz. Really, I was just shirking my other responsibilities. :)

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Struck

Due to sporting schedules and an extended sleep-in, Malcolm and I didn’t manage to get to the Whitby Ribfest on Saturday as we had originally planned. However, undeterred and with an appointment-free Sunday, (kept clear in the event that such a mis-schedule should happen) we made our way over to the venue to take in a late lunch just yesterday.

Looking out the front windows at home, the skies shone clear and sunny. It wasn’t until we’d piled into the car and were well on our way that we noticed the dark clouds following us. Our reaction?

“Meh.”

We’d just returned from a state-side shopping trip that had us facing clouds much like the ones chasing us that Sunday and while the American clouds had flashed and boomed, they didn’t let a single drop fall and instead passed us over completely and disappeared. Why wouldn’t this be the same?

When we arrived at the Ribfest, it was pretty clear that the clouds were not just going to pass us by as before. So, we made the decision to divide and conquer the food options before meeting to find seats in the food tent. Mission accomplished. Just as a light rain began to fall, we were sitting ourselves down, dry under the tent, to fest on our rack of ribs and blooming onion with extra ranch sauce.

We took in the sights as we ate. The rain was doggedly persistent, but not the heaviest of downpours. The band didn’t cower away, but instead completed its set before clearing the stage for Mother Nature. Other rib enthusiasts circled the tent, looking for a way in and a dry seat while spending more time shielding their precious fare from the rain rather than themselves.

It didn’t take long before everyone had either found a seat or had piled in to stand under the tent’s sprawling shelter. Lightning and thunder had crept in along with the rain, but, like the rain, weren’t enough to distract anyone from digging in.

And then.

CRACK!

The loudest crack of lightning – lightning, not thunder – I’d ever heard erupted overhead. The surprise and volume of the lightning made everyone duck their heads simultaneously as if it would have helped to escape the boom. Screams sounded all through the tent. A woman trembled, “was that a gun shot?” Malcolm assured her it wasn’t – it was too loud.

The screams we had first attributed to being from frightened children had not subsided. As they wouldn't stop, we looked for the reason: seeing the commotion halfway down the tent from us, we knew it before we saw it – someone had been struck by that lightning.

On-site paramedics flew into the crowd throwing tables and chairs through the air and out into the rain to gain access and make way. Security personnel swarmed those of us still shockingly seated and ordered us out of the tent. As we made our way away through the drizzle, we caught snatches of speculation.

“Did you feel that? I felt the shock in my legs.”

“I felt that through the ground.”

“Someone got hit by the lightning.”

“There were a few ladies lying on the floor over there.”

“Man, that’s exactly where we were sitting before we decided to move.”

As we neared the main intersection, emergency vehicles began pouring onto the scene.  Fire, EMS, police - it felt like all hands were on deck; definitely more than enough to treat just a few people.

When it was all said and done (and Malcolm and I were at Bass Pro Shops after finishing our ribs at home), I was innudated with updates as to what had happened.  Lightning had indeed struck our lightning-rod-equipped-tent.  It had run down to the ground, and then back up through the bodies of those in the immediate vicinity of the struck pole.  17 people were treated for non-life threatening injuries - mostly burns, but some trampling too - and the Ribfest had closed shortly after we'd been evacuated.

A close call, but we were witness to an awesome display of Mother Nature's wrath and lived to tell the tale. 

We also bought a lottery ticket, but didn't win.  :(  I guess they did say that it doesn't strike twice.
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Weather update for today: Toronto's on tornado watch, extreme thunderstorm watch, and extreme heat alert.  If Mother Nature ate corn flakes, some asshole apparently peed in them.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Feels like burning


You know it's hot outside when you're sitting inside in your air conditioned office and you're complaining about the heat. 

Or it could be my hot flashes - it's hard to tell.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

It's about time

With the new job, it's impossible for me to be functional if I don't try to start sleeping by 11:30pm (admittedly, that doesn't mean that I WILL be sleeping by then, just that I'm starting to get ready to try).  I have a 7:15am train to catch and have got to start dragging my ass out of bed by 6:15am.  Especially with my skin keeping me from sleeping through the night, gone are the days of catching 4 hours of shut eye before barreling through a 20-hour day.

However, here it is, nearly 1am and I'm on my laptop for the first time in what has to be at least a week, having a bout of creativity and motivation to innovate.  These hours will always be when the magic happens.  

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Just another Friday at the office

Have I mentioned I love the office culture at work?

Dr. Evil's ransom

Like most offices, we have a weekly office lottery pool in hopes to hit it big. And, like most offices, we don't usually win more than a few dollars or a couple of free tickets. This week was no different for us...but for the mail room guy...

...$1,000,000.

Sure it's not the big win, but it's a WIN. True to form (wait, I haven't posted about my amazing boss yet, have I?), my boss gave him the week off to decide what to do next in life. While he was quite the dedicated employee with a sweet and kind disposition, we all hope he never comes back.  :)
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  "Who's in charge of this office lottery?  Why wasn't HE part of OUR pool?"

Gone...mobile

A blogger app for my phone?! What took me so long?!

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

An exclamation would have sufficed

I recently emailed Boobin to let him know I was going to be in NYC soon.
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From: melody
To: Boobin
Subject: July 20 - 22

NYC. I'mma be there.  Will you? :)
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From: Boobin
To: melody
Subject: re: July 20 - 22

I can't wait
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From: melody
To: Boobin
Subject: Re: re: July 20 - 22

There was zero enthusiasm in that sentence. I'm a little disappointed.
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From: Boobin
To: melody
Subject: re: RE: re: July 20 - 22

If it makes you feel better I teared up a little in the grocery store
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From: melody
To: Boobin
Subject: RE: re: RE: re: July 20 - 22

It'll have to do I suppose. I'll send you my travel details when I get home.
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From: Boobin
To: melody
Subject: re: RE: re: RE: re: July 20 - 22

I'm very excited. I just punched an old man in the face and yelled your last name
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From: melody
To: Boobin
Subject: RE: re: RE: re: RE: re: July 20 - 22

That's the spirit!
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Hey, different people have different ways of showing how they feel. Who am I to judge?

Quote of the moment

   "Oh, she's a milk-first kind of girl."
     --English Etiquette, during a meeting on how to drink tea properly
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We had a marketing meeting last week where as one of the learning activities, we were taught a crash course on proper tea etiquette (which seguewayed seamlessly into a course on proper meeting etiquette).  One of the notes that stuck out was that you were not supposed to add milk to your cup before pouring the tea into it first.  To do so was considered to be a low-class sort of action, hence, the excellent snooty quote.