Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Too much velocity-raptor

We have a chat/messenger program at work.  The Intern used to send me the best gifs to accent some of our conversations and it was rare that I could find the right occasions to use them again in my chats with other colleagues.  Today I found a "right" occasion.

I complained to my supervisor that I still wasn't receiving meeting invites and had not been invited to the quarterly department meeting again.  She checked all of her settings, but couldn't figure why I wouldn't have received it.  I figured out why shortly after and sent her an IM to tell her.

"Never mind - I WAS invited to the event on Monday - it helps when you check the right month."

And then I sent the "right" gif.


I love that Raptor.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

The keeper of coffee country

After walking for what felt like miles, I finally found a dilapidated little coffee shop at a neglected intersection on the edge of downtown where I could sit and wait for Malcolm to finish a training session.  When I entered, I felt at least three of a possible five pairs of eyes on me, sizing up the intruder attempting to enter their territory.  And what strange citizens they all seemed.

All patrons were of retirement age or older, and were mostly men.  There were two mustaches, one 10-gallon hat, an abundance of pockmarks and various scars, and a mysterious black suitcase on the floor.  As far as my first glace told me, no one was atually drinking any coffee, which was probaly just as well - the proprietor seemed already overwhelmed with the line-up of two.

The shopkeep himself was a character.  Owner of half the pockmarks in the place, his face was round and jolly and of an undetermined origin.  His accent was undeniably thick, but even when he paused to answer the cell phone screaming at his belt, the language he used lent no clues.

He had to ask me three times about my order of a medium coffee.
   "With cream and sugar, please."
   "Just sugar?"
   "Cream and sugar, please."
   "How many cream?  How many sugar?"
   "One of each, please."
   "Small?"
   "Medium, please."

Still flustered by the line-up of me and the mustached man that had come before me, theshopkeep spent a confused moment ringing in my order, wondering why there was a pile of change already on the counter.  I knew it had been the man's before me because we all three had watched him leave it there as payment.  The shopkeep's eyes widened in enlightenment when he remembered too, a moment later.

Nevertheless, I found the panic endearing.  And after me, and having dispersed the crowd, he returned to his element of keeping that shop and keeping it well.  One customer at a time, he remembered regulars and served the strangers.  He had well-wishes for the man who was freshly released from a hospital stay; he had congratulations for the man who earned an extension on his work as a labourer; he made suggestions for a girl who had to feed her picky sister. 

When he disappeared into the back to re-stock, the citizens stood sentry for him.
   "Eh!  Captain Kirk!  When a customer comes, call me!"
   "Ya!"
   *pause*
   "Any customers yet?"
   "Nope!" came the chorused reply from the Captain and his crew.

Locals who bordered on homelessness came to warm themselves with a small cup of coffee and to whet their whistles on free cups of water that the shopkeep poured with the additional warmth of generosity.  They discussed the latest deals on thrift items - where to find the best clothes or the latest shoes - sympathized on having to settle on bad weekly lodgings, and apologizing for not being around due to late rent cheques. 

This tiny microcosm continued to buzz until the 8 o'clock hour rolled around and I gathered my things to go.  One last look around the place and then I stepped outside into the brisk autumn air.  And then, like a mere hour ago, the coffee shop slid back into a non-existence without outsider eyes to believe it.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Losing my head over losing a head

A little while ago, Malcolm and I had dinner with another couple of friends of ours and at the end of the night when the guys went downstairs to look at gadgets, I had a drool over the wife's library.  We talked books and guilty pleasures and at the end she suggested I give Philippa Gregory a try.  I borrowed The Other Boelyn Girl and was on my way. 

Thank god it's over. 

For the last week or so that I'd had the book in my possession, I had not been able to put it down whenever I had a spare moment - even when I DIDN'T have a spare moment.  And the facts that it was a historical fiction and that I'd seen the movie before reading the book didn't have any effect on my need to read.  If anything, I think it enhanced it.  Because I basically knew what was supposed to happen at one point or another, I was EAGER for it to happen because I wanted to see how or why it happened. 

When are they going to chop her head off?!

In short.  I'm glad that I'm finished with it and can get on with my life...even if it's only on 3 hours of sleep today. 

Friday, September 21, 2012

Nerbs

At work last Friday and again this Friday, we got to discussing great nouns that have evolved (some officially, some unofficially) into verbs.  There were some good ones.  I've noticed that all of the ones off the top of my head evolved not just from nouns, but from proper nouns. Perhaps that indicates that if you do something and you do something well, "maybe they'll create a nerb after you."  I think that beats a building. 

The best:

to google: to perform a search [using a search engine] for something on the internet
e.g.  I'll have to go home and google what a nerb is later when I get to my computer.

to tetris: to manipulate objects in a tight space, ensuring maximum efficiency of space usage
e.g.  Man, we tetrised that stuff into the trunk really well - I can't believe it all fit!

to macgyver: to create an extremely useful object under pressure, using only the materials on hand at any given moment
e.g.  I couldn't find a spoon, so I macgyvered one out of this cup and fork.

to frankenstein: to create one whole object out of the best parts of other different, yet similar objects
e.g. I finished writing the communication faster by frankensteining it out of previous memos.

to multimedia: to bombard another person [their inbox, or your chat window] with link after link of videos, songs, or other mediums of entertainment.
e.g.  Heartbreak? Don't worry, I'll multimedia you back to life.
...

Update - September 28, 2012, 2:55pm
My supervisor was giving me advice on how the final draught of my document was probably going to look like after submitting it for review.

     "They'll probably look at the different versions, frankenstein some from each, and then tetris it all together."

Love it.  She's probably secretly been reading my blog.  :)

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Not much to ask

Today's weather is making me feel exceptionally sucky. Therefore, I am making a list of things that I enjoy that may or may not be related to a date approximately one month in the future.  If I happened to have had these things today, I might not even have noticed the weather outside to have felt sucky in the first place.

I want:
  • a new pair of rain boots and a giant puddle to redeem the time a few weeks ago that I jumped in a puddle - only to learn I had cracked a hole in them and then had wet feet inside my boots
  • the latest Batman game for my PS3 (I'd say "new" game, but really it was new a year ago) and a weekend free to immerse myself in it
  • a week off to cook random things from the collection of recipes I've been amassing
  • some sunny, but cool autumn weather so that I can bring out all my scarves and make up for time lost while we were tropically travelling last year
And a winning lottery ticket - can't forget that.

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Sparing myself some change

I was feeling in a bit of a funk today so to distract myself, I thought I'd take the time to finally type out my travel posts that I meticulously recorded by hand while across the globe, but then one thing led to another and suddenly, I had a new blog layout.  Welcome to my distraction.

What better way to deal with uncontrollable change than with some controllable change?  I've saved a copy of the old layout, but for now, it's in with the new.


We had good times, didn't we?