Directions To My Place

I was doing some research via SiteMeter and discovered that you could find my blog with what I consider to be rather obscure search words. Wanna try? So if you ever forget my web address, try keying in the following searches found by these various engines:

MSN
    "fingernail polish porn" OR
    "sexy girls' bellybuttons" OR
    "tim horton's coffee additives"

Google
    "why should it be i who bleeds" + "giving you a little less"

Yahoo!
    "Kristine Sa porn"

This way, you can always find your way home...though I can't believe that there exists some one who searched for that last option (I'm so sorry Boo); why are there so many hits for porn to my page anyway? I used the word ONCE in a post. ONCE. I bet that these are all searches performed by Pablo. (Where's your beef?)