Make sure you spell check your messages...
    me - "Soooo, know anyplace that's looking to hire and english major in the near future?"
    Squiggly L - "Well if you hadn't mispelled the "an" I would've said yes, but after that mistake...oh no, no job for you."
...I congratulate you, Squiggly, on a job well done. Who would've known you had some wit in you? I now must hang my head in shame, and start trying to look for a new line of work. :( Dang you, Squiggly...