16 polar bears and 2 broken down golf carts
3 body shots--salt down my shirt twice
2+ cocktails
15+ of the people dearest to me showing me love
1 kiss
2 kisses
3 kisses
4 kisses
1 kiss
5+ human sandwiches--the majority of which were comprised of my women
1 burn
3 trips to the bathroom
1 free beer from a stranger
3 beers from people I knew
50 pictures
1 more trip to the bathroom
too many goodbyes
1 trip home in a semi-state of consciousness and confusion
1 non-existant hangover
...
Thanks for the great birthday celebration, everyone. iluhyooguys
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