Quotes of the Moment:
"Everyday is a birthday."
    -- cameragirl MDQ a.k.a. ssygrl, admittedly stumbled across while browsing my nemesis's Xanga page...

"'Bart, run like the wind!'
'Mom, it's "wind".'
'Well, I've only read it in books.'"
    -- Marge and Lisa (respectively), The Simpsons - Tree House of Horror XIV: "Reaper Madness"
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The best thing about that last quote is that you're still only reading it. Hehehe.