Catechisms of the Joy Fuck Club

"I don't know how to be your friend..."
"But she bakes cookies!"
"Long distance won't work."
"But I'll wait..."
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Why the Joy Fuck Club? Why not? We were sitting around a table over drinks, telling each other of our relationships, our attempts at relationships, and how we'd gotten fucked over at LEAST once in a relationship. Although we didn't really come to any conclusions, we still had each other in the end. At least our relationship works.