Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Office Tip of the Day:

When taking a nap at your desk, turn the screen-saver off so that the flying MicroSoft flags aren't a dead giveaway of extended idling. Also, you should try to keep your sleep twitches to a minimum so that should you be clutching your mouse during a spasm, it does not fly up into the air only to clatter excruciatingly loudly onto your keyboard--also a dead giveaway.

High-backed executive office chairs definitely do not help the cause of trying to stay conscious. Neither does the white-noise whine of a full office of computers.

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