Quotes from the Capital Weekend:

    "I smell like a KFC wet-nap."
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    “Do you guys mind if we drive there?”
    “Of course not! You’re talking to the two laziest people in the world here!”
    “Hey!...Well, it’s absolutely true, but I just felt like I should say something.”
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    “Hey girls, time to put on some jeans and let’s go for dins.”
    “Oh my gay.”
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    “I didn’t shave my legs this weekend.”
    “Neither did I.”
    “I didn’t shave my pits this weekend.”
    “Neither did I!”
    “We’re so classy.”
    “Oh. Yeah.”
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    "Oh. My. Gay."
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    "Do I look like someone who cares?"
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    "I heart Gertie."