You've got hands

"Did you want any coffee?"
"No thanks, I've already got mine from Tim's." *pause* "Oh, did you want me to make you some coffee?"
"Oh, yeah, that'd be great."
...

*snarl*

Heaven forbid you should accidentally walk across the street while on one of your dozens of chain-smoking breaks and buy yourself a cup of coffee for a buck! Or even worse--heaven forbid you should learn to use the coffee maker to make yourself a cup of coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, not only do you have the option of using your own two hands to make a cup, you've also got the option to dole out a couple of pennies from the salary of yours that's about 20 times the size of mine!

Lazy f'in ------ men.