Quote of the Moment:
"...those who cause the greatest pain, speak the kindest."
    --Fanny Howe, Indivisible
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From now on, if I like you, you are not allowed to speak kindly to me for fear of you causing me pain. Don't cause me pain. I couldn't take it if I liked you. If I don't like you, on the other hand, profanity is MORE than welcome. :p