As I was walking to class today from my godawfully far parking spot in the outer-OUTER-parking lot, I caught a whiff of something sweet in the air. I realized I was walking directly downwind of a guy wearing Swiss Army cologne; the ORIGINAL Swiss Army cologne; the GOOD Swiss Army cologne. So as he waddled (he was a little short...) and I walked; as he wafted and I whiffed, all I could think about was how damn GOOD that cologne smelled and how it stirred some animalistic craving in me...frickin' guy...