omg. Choose Your Own Adventure Porn actually exists! Knee-boy (ew) brought it to my attention that there exists a porn company that you can call and tell them what you want to happen, and basically, they'll make you a custom porn movie--JUST for you! You pick the plot, the actors/actresses (down to the size, colour, poofy-hair, fingernail polish, etc.), costumes, and setting. Apparently, someone (true story!) phoned in and asked for 2 hours of just girls seductively picking at their lint-filled bellybuttons. Mmmm...sexy! (my god, where do these people come from?!) And another one was just 2 hours of girls spanking each other--no sex, just spanking. Whew...sure turns your crank, doesn't it? Anyway, these custom videos cost $2000 U.S.D, give or take the complexity--I'm sure the above described videos cost the callers a bundle! :p So uh...what's that number again, Knee-boy?