Monday, August 02, 2010

Quotes from the Weekend

As the Bride and Groom meet at the altar to exchange vows:
    "Hey, did you hear they're coming out with a Hangover 2?!"

During the Bridesmaids' speech, after apologizing if they sound like a Hallmark Greeting:
    "We hope you guys last."

While on an angry tirade about men:
    "If you have a sausage, stand clear of the Sa!"

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