Hey, Don't You Have Homework To Do?
Yes, yes in fact I do.  So?
By tomorrow, I should have read 179 pages, written a paper, prepared a presentation, and done about 3 loads of laundry, yet here I am.  My justification?  I've got to unload some information in order to cram the rest of it in there.
My day tomorrow begins at 10:30am.  From then, I have 8 hours of classes back to back (unless you count travel time, then I get 10 minutes to myself every 1.5 hours).  There is a fifteen minute overlap between when my last class ends and when my intramural volleyball game begins.  I play from 6:15-7:15pm.  Finally, I have a break during which I can eat breakfast/lunch/dinner, but I have to be back in the gym by 8:00pm to root on Gonzo and the guys' basketball team until 9:00 when I have to start warming up again for my volleyball practice.  I practice until 10:30pm.  Then I come home, do some homework (or veg...whatever), and then sleep so that I can get up 6:30am the next morning and go to work.  Yay.
If I ever want to buy a high-end luxury car, I'm going to become a hot dog vendor for a year.  Apparently those guys make $80 000 on average--just imagine if you had an ABOVE average location!
Speaking of cars (don't hurt me Squiggly), even if it was handed to me on a silver platter, I'd trade in a Porsche for a BMW anyday.
My type in men:  big, cute and cuddly.  
I wish I lived with Shmelly.
If I ever own a place of my own, I've got some high standards for the stuff that's going to furnish it:
    - all the furniture in each room will be part of a matching set--no stray pieces of furniture!
    - I will have a matching set of silverware--here there can be strays, but I WILL have at least one FULL set of cutlery.
    - flatware comes in matching sets too--and at LEAST 12 settings.  At least.
    - the refrigerator will have an ice and water dispenser on the outside.
    - there will be HIGH water pressure supplying my showers; I'm talking about "elephant showers" (a la Seinfeld) here.  No wimpy water pressure.
    - and contrary to popular belief, my house will be CLEAN! (stop laughing, Mom)
My Mom's birthday is within a week from now...any one have any ideas as to what I could get here?  What's the going gift-rate for mothers these days?
All I want for MY birthday is for people to show up (Ein-Stein's, 229 College St.) and for Boobin to win.  Go Boobin!
Must do work...
 
 
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