I don't wanna work...

He - "Going into the wash - whites and lights. Up next, tire size."
Me - "You're the best! I'm missing all this porno at home!"
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And yesterday he was vacuuming and mopping. AND he fixed the central-vac outlet that I'd broken! <3
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Update - 12:49pm

He - "Kitchen porn just happened."
Me - "Dammit! I'm missing EVERYTHING!"