"There's no gaydar on this, eh?"
"No; you can activate a new sort of view through your helmet--just press X."
"Can I dual-wield?"
"You're not Master Chief. You're not a Spartan."
"I see that."
"Yeah, so your shield doesn't regenerate."
"I see. Oh, fuck, invisibility!"
"Yeah, I got him..."
"Leave some for me!"
"I took the turret gun, but on the other side is a sniper rifle."
"Ooh! I want that!"
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In case you couldn't tell, that's ODST language they were using. Ah, Thursday night.
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Update - 4:08am
"Holy fuck I have video game eyes!"
"Huh?"
"My eyes are fucking bleeding. And shit, I think I have a bit of Nintendo thumb too."
"Well, it's only been, like 5 hours."
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Shit, it's Friday morning.
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