This looks like a job for...ME!

A few things culminated in the below picture.

1. My boss brought me a red/maroon pashmina back from India this morning.
2. I went for a walk to the store across the street with it on.
3. It was SUPER windy outside and everything (including me) was getting blown around.
4. An idea dawned on me.

Part pirate, part superhero, ALL ridiculous, it was worth the race up the stairs to grab my BlackBerry camera. :D