As it is

"Distractions" - Zero 7

Fancy a big house
Some kids and a horse
I can not quite, but nearly,
Guarantee a divorce

I think that I love you
I think that I do
So go on mister
Make Miss me Mrs you

I love you, I love you, I love you, I do
I only make jokes to distract myself
From the truth
From the truth

Fancy a fast car
A bag full of loot
I can nearly guarantee
You'll end up with the boot

I love you, I love you, I love you, I do
I only make jokes to distract myself
From the truth
From the truth

I love you, I love you, I love you, I do
I only make jokes to distract myself
From the truth
From the truth