Why doesn't anyone like playing with Tigger?
Because he's always playing with Pooh.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he can NeverNeverLand
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did the Mamma Tomato say to Baby Tomato when he fell behind?
Catch-up.
What did the Baby corn say to the Mommy corn?
Where's Pop corn?
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Thanks roomie!
Okay, now it's Edward-time...
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