Re-quotable quotes

Went out this weekend with dimps, Squiggly (who I am strongly tempted to re-name Chuckie), and Donkeypunch/DP/Punchie/The Perv/Mendonca. Man, what good times were had.

On the way down to the clubbing district, we shared the stories that ended up constituting the majority of our coversation that night.

Squiggly's story was basically a tale of loyalty. While in Cancun, he discovered that a girl whom his friend was obviously and heavily doting on turned out to have a boyfriend--a boyfriend that she failed to mention the the guy that was bending over backwards for her affection. Angry that she would lead his friend on like that, he unleashed his fury on her after a night of partying and ingesting some liquid courage. Following a life-saving manouvere in which Squiggly pulled said girl from the path of an on-coming bus, he took a moment to ream her in front of their crowd of friends.
    "One day when your boyfriend cheats on you, fucks another girl AND gets her pregnant, who's gonna be there for you?! Only your momma!!!"
    "Whoa! Squiggly, what's wrong with you? Maybe you should go to the room."
    *dramatic directional finger point* "To the sportsbar!"
    "What happened to him? He seemed like such a nice guy!"

Punchie's story was of why he wanted us to rename Squiggly to Chuckie.

So, I'm Squiggly's roommate, so I'm in close quarters with him all the time. Well, one night, it's like 5am, and there's some squeaky, creaking noise coming from outside my door in the common-area. I'm like "ah shit" because just earlier that week, a cabinet out there had fallen off the wall. So, at that godawful hour of the morning, I get out of bed to look, and when I get out there, what do I see? Our dear friend Squiggly crankin' through some exercise on our Total Gym like he thinks he's Chuck Norris! What a nut.

Hence, the desire for us to follow his lead in renaming Squiggly to Chuckie.

And finally, dimps's quick one-liner to some guy about why she wouldn't swap emails with him after Cuba or even drop him a line.
    "Frankly, you make me feel uncomfortable."

Now, after all that back-story, you might realize why 3 or 4 sentences were all that were required to make the night hilarious.

"Yo momma!"

"You're making me a little uncomfortable..."

"To the sportsbar!"

"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits."

If we could use one of our sentences, we would. Every chance we got. Actions and everything. It didn't matter that we'd just said it in the sentence before, it was still SO DAMNED FUNNY!

*sigh*

I guess you had to be there...
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YO MOMMA!
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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.