Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Thank goodness I'm vain

I approached the waist-high sinks in the ladies rooms after using the facilities.  While washing my hands, I checked out my hair and shirt to make sure I was presentable.  While I dried my hands, I stepped back for a more full-length review of myself.

THANK GOD I DID!

My skirt was tucked up awkwardly into itself in the back, providing anyone following me with a free show.  Thank god I was in the ladies room.  Alone.  Whew.

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