Cat (not) whisperer

While travelling the world, Malcolm and I entrusted our cat, Moo-Moo to the care of my brother.  Brodder loves our cat and has managed to keep other animals alive in his care, so we took the plunge.

me:  I would like photographic evidence that our cat is still alive, please. That, and I might miss him a bit.

Brodder:

Moo eating my phone charger.

And eating the Christmas lights.

me: Don't you have any pictures of him being well behaved? Or have you spoiled our cat for us?

Brodder: Spoiled to the bone. Good luck ever owning nice things.