"Did you win the tournament?"
"No, I suck at squash."
"Well, I don't even play squash, so I'm worse off than you. Tell you what; why don't you play against me--you'd kick my ass and then that'll make you feel yourself better!"
--the dorkass slip-of-the-tongue being made by ME, to some random diner on the patio
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Yeah, true story. I couldn't even look dude in the face after that. Too bad--it was a pretty nice face to have been looking at. ;)
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