bRRRRrrr, It's COLD In Here...

The furnace in my house broke some time this afternoon as seeing as it's been a fuckin' cold day out and at least five hours without heat, it's fuckin' freezing. The fireplace is burning, the oven is baking, extra layers have been donned, and space heaters are running and yet I'm still losing the feeling to my extremities. As if I haven't had enough disappointment today. A warm body might do the trick, but alas I have no way of testing that theory out tonight simply because it's a Wednesday.

Fuck this, I'm blowin' this joint.