Why I hate to be without my phone

I received a BBM picture and message the other day from my office mate, YourFace:


This is a picture of me rubbing your phone on my crotch. Then I farted on it.

Great.

I got the message at about noon. YourFace watched me receive it and watched me cringe at the realization of what my phone went through. He burst out laughing.

    "I've been waiting all morning to send that to you!"
    "Ugh. Why didn't you just send it right away?"
    "Haha. I needed you to use your phone some more."

I am definitely moving on up in the business world.