Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Life-ly calculated

Some people seriously need to get a life.
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I have an incredibly long, skinny, slightly freakish looking middle finger and I got to use it the other day to flip some guy the bird. It felt good.
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    "That wasn't an 'I'm bailing' look, that was a 'calculating how much time I have to spend with you' look."
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Clingy people repel me.

1 comment:

You like cookies? said...

Sometimes my balls get clingy when its hot outside.