Things I Learned Today:
- due to reasons having to do with atmospheric pressure, you cannot drink liquid through a vertically positioned straw longer than 10 feet (if you drink with the straw on its side, it's cheating).
- "laminate flooring" is actually wooden slats of flooring with pictures of wood laminated onto them.
- there are no plurals in either the Japanese or Chinese language.
- the movie Le Divorce is a comedy of manners in the non-humorous sense.
and finally,
- your passenger's bum will feel the vibrations of your car just as violently as your own when you drive on the grooved edges of the shoulders of the QEW.

You're supposed to learn a new thing everyday; I hope I've enlightened someone out there...