Have you ever noticed that the sound of a flushing toilet often sounds like a thunderous round of applause? Just think about it for a sec; you're sitting there doing your thing, you stand up, and then there's that rushing din that explodes out of no where to punctuate the fact that you're done. It closely resembles the sound of the audience at a concert, just after the band's finished their last number; and why shouldn't it? You've afterall just finished a number of your own.

...wow. For a first post, I've gotten pretty ridiculous already...